Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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