it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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