This girl is more easily done than said...
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Redeem this text for a blowjob
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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