It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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