Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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