Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i think we sleep fucked last night...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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