what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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