I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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