I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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