did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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