Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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