what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
how does that bad decision feel?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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