THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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