It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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