the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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