scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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