CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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