Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
