Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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