I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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