So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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