My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I need water and some morals
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
