dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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