I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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