I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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