dude i'm inner monologue high
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
