I'm going to jail i love you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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