Your tits are I can't wait for
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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