i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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