does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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