My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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