oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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