Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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