Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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