You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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