i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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