dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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