Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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