I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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