She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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