Whats the glycemic index on semen?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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