the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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