i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
love makes seman taste better
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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