I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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