i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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