this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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