if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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