He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
