dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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