what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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