I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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