just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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