You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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