Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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