I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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